Friday, June 3, 2011
Stuff!
-I got hives while I was there. I have no idea what from. They appear to be gone now, although my wrist is still kind of sensitive and itchy.
-I just finished reading Peace Like a River, by Leif Enger. It's amazing! Beautifully written, but down to earth and engaging. Review soon... maybe? (Probably not; let's be real here.)
-Freelance illustration project going well -- I have to buckle down and get things done in the next month or so. Then in early July I take the MI Basic Skills Test which will allow me to go to Teacher Skool liek a big gurl. So I have my work cut out for me for a while.
-Festival's this weekend! I'm going with Jeffiner! Annual elephant ear, nimbu pani, & misc meat on a stick with a side of sunburn and heatstroke, here I come!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Right in the middle of some gratuitious snuggling
Sunday, January 30, 2011
"I do still love my blog, Monica -- my life is just really boring right now. What?? Ouch, stop hitting me!"
As you may have gleaned from Twitter, I'm currently treating poor Gracie for a UTI. There was this whole drama over trying to get a urine sample out of her involving earplugs and a urine-covered bathroom, and I've been feeding her pills every day since. The nice thing is that it's only been a week, but I'm pretty sure she's getting better! She's suddenly more affectionate than she's been in, like, ever, which makes me wonder how long she was sick (sigh). But she actually approaches me for pets and cuddles more often than Garfunkel does now. She also seems more more energetic and playful than she had been in a little while. Accurate diagnosis and a cuddly, healthy kitty for the win. :)
Monday, January 10, 2011
Don't you know this life goes on
This summer will be my 5 yr anniversary at Workplace, which, while that particular thought fills me with ennui, panic, and despair, it does mean I get an extra week of PTO starting this year. This is something I'd totally forgotten about, and it immediately brightens my mood whenever the thought pops into my head. Chances are I'll be using a great deal of it for classroom visits, but my joy refuses to be quelled. More vacation time, guyz!!!!! Yaaayyyyyy!!!
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
I can schedule in some Christmas spirit long about New Years
On top of this, I'm still finishing up buying and making gifts (although I'm almost there) and getting things wrapped.
On top of that, I'm trying desperately to get lined up to register for night classes starting in January before school offices close for Christmas on Thursday (News Flash: I'm going into secondary ed now, if you didn't know already), but I'm having a hard time figuring out how to navigate state certification requirements, school requirements, prereqs, skills testing, blah blah blah, and can only call and talk to my advisor during business hours when I am, as previously mentioned, going utterly nuts at work.
(See also: why no one in my life has Christmas cards yet, or: why I don't take lunch breaks right now.)
The one good thing is that this is forcing me to be more efficient both at work and at home (it feels sort of like exam week actually), but I'm not getting enough sleep, I keep catching myself grinding my teeth, and BOY I am looking forward to my vacation. Friday is going to be heaven, people. Heaven.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Further picspammery
The shoreline at my grandparents' was in full color:





Taking wedding pictures down at the town docks the next day (I actually snagged this one from facebook. The other wedding pics were from fb as well):

I love this picture. All lisa's cousins, friends, etc. are diligently working on scrapbooks and last-minute wedding details while she's over there snuggling with the fiancé. (Although she sort of deserved it at that point.):

And Happy Halloween! I went to a work-friend's party last night, and was desperately trying to figure out a costume at the last minute. At first I was just going to go as Liz Lemon, since I'd just have to wear office clothes and my glasses, but I made a big mistake: Liz Lemon doesn't have curly hair, I thought to myself. She has straight hair! I haven't straightened my hair in years! I'll straighten it, and try to curl it a bit at the ends!
Straight Holly hair, I discovered two hours later, looks perhaps even less like Liz Lemon hair than regular Holly hair does. >:/ Since I didn't have time to reset my curls and didn't want to be confused with Jennifer Aniston from Friends, I went about desperately trying to figure out who else has straight brown hair with blond hilights.
I settled on the character below, specifically from the scene below, since I don't own the iconic cigarette lighter, long black dress w/tons of pearls/diamonds, big hats, whatever/etc. of the other scenes:


Not the most creative or recognizable costume, but I was running out of time.
Here's a close-up on the hairstyle she wears in that scene, since I'm pretty proud of how my attempt at styling mine ended up going. I mean, Holly hair, even straight, is fluffier than normal-people hair (sigh), but still, it's a going down as a big SUCCESS in my book.
Friday, October 29, 2010
The best part is the monk's face at the end
Gracie has a knack for knowing when it's time to get back in people's good graces, and caught a mouse yesterday. Or rather, she cornered one long enough for me to get a bowl over it, which is good enough. I'm a bit of a wuss when it comes to killing cute, fuzzy animals, even if they spread disease, so I released it at the other end of the parking lot next to the dumpster. I'm not quite sure how to go about killing a mouse in a way that wouldn't involve mess and squishing anyway. My grandma flushed them live, but I worry it might stop up the toilet, and I'm not keen on the idea of drowning animals, even mice. So I let it go, far from my building, like the soft-hearted pansy I am.
On an unrelated note, I'm downright in love with this video at the moment. Can we all take a moment to acknowledge the difficulty this level of coordination would involve?:
Monday, October 25, 2010
Mawwiage is what bwings us heaow togevah...
Lisa was gorgeous.

More gorgeousness. If you look closely you'll notice she wore white All-Stars.

Her husband Kreg's a good looking guy, too.

It was beautiful, but really cold out (mid to upper 40sish?). The bridesmaids huddled together for warmth, despite some of us having only just met each other. It appears I am officially Not Paying Attention.

Here I am walking down the aisle. We had a last minute GIRLS! THE GUYS ARE ALREADY UP THERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING GO GO GO panic, and I totally forgot to smile til I was almost at the front. Oops.

Her daddy about to give her away:

When he was asked who gives this woman in marriage, he answered "her mother, her brother, and I," which was touching and bittersweet. Also, they walked down the aisle to an old recording of her brother John playing Pachabel's Canon. (John passed away 5 years ago.)
Vows:

Aren't they disgustingly adorable?

Exhaustipated.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Drug running is also an option
I noticed, looking at the student work, that while some of it was impressive, most of it, frankly, was not. However, I knew of at least one graduate whose work I considered spectacular, and I figured I could use the classes to better my own technique even if my classmates weren't quite as advanced (although I started to worry about why the school's admissions requirements were so lax).
Then, very accidentally, I noticed yesterday that it isn't accredited by the National Association of Schools of Art and Design. I hadn't heard of NASAD, but it seemed important, and this prompted further research. As it turns out, School of Choice isn't regionally accredited either.
Poop.
It took a few hours for this disappointment to fully sink in, by which time my mother was over for dinner and able to provide me with a shoulder to cry on and someone to rant to. It turned into an entire evening of waxing and wailing about my concerns and thoughts about going into the world of art in general. She listened very sympathetically and quietly, until finally she chimed in with her grand input for the evening: "...And I heard on NPR the other day that schools are more and more often just hiring adjunct for $2,000 a class instead of taking on new full time faculty."
...Which is the story of how I ended up lying awake past 2am, quaking and crying and unable to decide whether I could most easily face suicide, starvation, or a life wasted toiling away at a job I detested.
Why I couldn't have been born with a brain that tends toward engineering or health care, I'll never understand.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
The cats just sat and watched through the window
Because cats know how to be obnoxious. Yesterday during my lunch break, I was going to pop home for something to eat before stopping at the bank to make a deposit and heading back to work, but alas, when I walked in and put my purse down, I heard Garfunkel scraping at the carpet ...burying ...something. Not only had Garfunkel defecated in the dining room, as he is wont to do when the litterbox is full, Gracie, it turned out, had also peed on the couch.
I love cats.
Any dreams I'd had of making it to the bank dissipated quickly as I cleaned up after the cats, sprayed both spots with stain remover, then went out on the balcony to water my plants while I waited for the stain remover to sink in.
Whereupon, without thinking, I closed the sliding door behind me and locked myself out on the balcony.
Which is how I discovered that you can call for help all you want in my neighborhood and it'll do you no good if everyone's got their windows closed and their A/C on.
Miraculously, my roommate happened to show up only about 20 minutes later, before I had to decide between lowering myself to the ground and waiting for someone to eventually wander by who could alert the apartment office. I was glad to be back in before I needed, say, a bathroom, but a little disappointed that I didn't get to take an impromptu few hours off work. I've got very straight priorities like that.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Case of the ...Tuesdays?
While I'm thinking of it, a heads-up: All year I've been telling myself hey, I'll work on art school research and my portfolio ...laaaater, as if later in the year the days produce not only more sunlight but more hours to work by, or as if working 40 hours a week will somehow magically take up less time next week, or maybe the week after that. Now, however, it's July, and I'm facing the fact that I somehow really have to fit massive amounts of creativity and explosive artistic growth into my current cramped-with-domestic-details, Dilbertesque lifestyle. It's kick-in-the-ass/panic time, and I may be on here a bit less. I'll try to still update at least once a week, but posts may not be as substantial, and as panic takes hold I may not make it quite that often. But comment-chats with you guys always make my day, and I'll try. Leave me little comments to say hi or something if it's been a while?
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Art thou not Romeo and a Wolverine?
I had a lovely time with Kyra. Madison's like the love child of Ann Arbor and Columbus [Wolverines and Buckeyes everywhere bristle, spit, and cross themselves] -- it has the attitude, style, and look of A^2, but it's bigger, with big shiny new University buildings along the main stretch like C-bus. We hit up Summer Fest before leaving Milwaukee, saw Toy Story 3 (Spanish Buzz ftw), went window shopping, poked around in an art museum, got ice cream, got thai food, got french pastries.... llullll....mmm.
Good times, guys. She asked after everyone; give her a call if you get a chance -- she'd love to hear from you.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Head... spinning....
(I feel like such a lame-ass talking about how overwhelmed I feel when half of my friends are PhD candidates. Sigh.)
Tomorrow concludes the Week of Birthday. A couple friends and I have a tradition of kidnapping each other for birthdays, often blindfolded. Tomorrow's activities, I am told, will not include a blindfold, but I've been instructed to wear old clothing and bring a change of clothes including underwear. The suspense is killing me. Usually we just go a restaurant or movie, but unless it's a restaurant that features food fights with pudding-filled water balloons... but that still wouldn't explain the underwear. Update to follow.
Monday, June 7, 2010
Weekends are when I get to pretend I have a life
Not at all bad. Two years ago I just watered my unplanted flat of impatiens all summer, and last year I didn't even try. Improvement! Also, I'd almost forgotten how really, really nice it is having pants that fit. Comfy clothing FTW.-Planted the last of the flowers I bought for my balcony.
-Bought pants that fit (YAY).
-Spent several hours pleasure-reading.
-Explained to a middle-aged woman who Badfinger is.
-Got coffee with my mom and had a heart-to-heart.
-Pulled ahead from 100 points behind and in last place to hand several people their asses at Dutch Blitz.-Watched the best movie ever. (No, really.) (PS: 10 points and my eternal love to whoever can figure out who currently owns the rights, so I can start a letter writing campaign to get it out on dvd).
-Ate ice cream twice.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
She seems confident Adama's not a cylon
She eventually got to a point where she decided to stop and go home, but by then there were only 23 minutes left and at that point, really, come on, so I talked her into staying. Most vindicating statement of the evening: "I can see why you're obsessed with this!" Always good to have one's insanities validated.Monica: I have to leave half way through to go do homework, but we can at least get it started.
Holly: That should be doable. I watched it for the first time in two installments. I'll let you know when it's at the half way point.
[Girls settle down with dinner. Movie starts. Monica's rustling wrappers get quieter and quieter.]
Holly: [pauses movie] K, it's half done.
Monica: PRESS PLAY, DAMMIT
Holly: Are you sure? I know you have to—
Monica: NOW
We're moving through s1 at a pretty steady clip, but the much-anticipated EriktheSwede is now in town, so that will put things on hold for a bit. Monica swears she's not going to disappear for the whole summer, that their goal is to spend these three months acting like people in a normal relationship where they're not separated by an ocean, who occasionally come up for air to see other people. We'll see. Frankly, who'd blame her for staying submerged? I've made her promise to see me for my birthday, but the awkward glory of Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down may have to wait.
In other news, I had a really lovely weekend. My friend Kate and I drove to Ann Arbor, where we had dinner somewhere we never could have afforded when we actually went to school there, and where we visited our friends Seth, Theresa, and their 10 month old daughter, Chelsea. I then spent Monday and Tuesday (which I'd taken as PTO) running errands and cleaning. I have finally become that person who uses vacation days to run errands and clean, which I guess means I'm officially a lame adult. I'd feel lamer and more irritated, but it felt just so damned good (just not being at work staring at a screen all day was amazing) that I'm thinking about doing it again in a couple weeks. I really am lame.
Monday, May 24, 2010
My dad's in full support of the movement

I can't picture her wearing it, but never let it be said her sister has no sense of humor.
So, I spent the weekend "mother sitting." My dad was out of town, and when we set this up, the idea was that I'd be there if her health deteriorated quickly, and in general to wait on her and keep her company. Of course, she's recovered so quickly that she's pretty much back to normal and didn't really need me around, but we decided to stick to the plan and just have a fun time. We really did have a great time -- it was the sort of weekend we haven't spent together in years, where we started early (for me -- you know, 10ish) and crammed in a bunch of random stuff both fun and practical. The hilight of the weekend for me was spending a couple hours Saturday afternoon doing a massive amount of weeding. I got to spend some time outside in the sun, my mom hates weeding (and I like it) so I did her a massive favor, and the house looks SO much better. We have irises in that corner! I'd almost forgotten! And those lilies of the valley were planted to deliberately line the path! Who knew!
My mom, however, more than returned the favor this evening. My phone suddenly stopped charging, and while I was on said phone telling my mom I'd have to go in to get a new one, Garfunkel was doing his usual sit-on-the-counter-and-claw-at-your-shirt-for-attention gig. I picked him up and dropped him to the floor, but as I was letting go, he managed to get his claws into my [favorite Threadless covered with Pollock-esque paint splotches] t-shirt one last time, and ripped three sizable holes into the front. I screeched, swore loudly, and chased him across the apartment with a pillow while my mom waited on the phone. I came back, explained what happened, apologized, told her I'd be in touch later, and hung up to conserve my battery. 25 minutes later, the door buzzed, and my mother was standing there with her sewing kit and phone charger.
Phone: charged. Shirt: mended. Mom: awesome.
And snaps to her for having the self control not to even give me a look for screaming unmentionable phrases in her ear. She's amazing at not overparenting.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Update!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Would I have to start wearing skinny jeans?
The fact that I'm not sure how to approach art school and am sick of my job and freaked out about my future in general isn't helping. These things always compound and make each other worse. In general I'm doing ok, but I'm discovering that I really do repress emotions, or at least the long term bad ones that I feel like I don't have any control over. So maybe I'm not actually that happy, I'm just telling myself I am? I don't know. I think I'm fine. Just stressed.
I'm discovering some good music, however (Colin Hay omg love), and reading some good stuff at least. I just finished Contact (awesome), and while I decide what meatier book to dive into next, I'm rereading some favorite short stories. The best part of my life these days is the 20 minutes at the end of the day when I'm curled up on the couch with my book, or in bed pressing snooze for the first time in the morning, when I know I don't quite have to get up yet. It ...may be time for a vacation.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Life continues
My mom, on the other hand (for those of you who don't know), has been diagnosed with breast cancer. She had an MRI on Monday to make sure it hasn't spread, and we'll be getting the results early this coming week. Assuming it hasn't, she has a lumpectomy scheduled for next month, followed by six weeks of radiation. But can I be an odd combination of shallow but strangely serious for a moment, and point out how weird the timing was? When we found out, I had just a few episodes of BSG left, and in case you're not familiar with my mom, I should point out point out she's a brunette, blue-eyed retired school teacher. I needed a week or so to emotionally distance myself before I finished watching.
I have been so emotionally involved with this show -- an almost bizarre amount, especially with Roslin's character -- and when I found out about my mom.... I don't know, I felt like the fates were mocking me, or like I'd had my experience with BSG almost to warn me or prepare me or something. (My mom and I are pretty close.) After about a week, these creeped-out feelings calmed down into more rational, normal coincidence territory, but my experience with Battlestar is not one I think I'm going to forget.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
"I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul." - Jean Cocteau
But there are days when they've both made me laugh out loud before I've been awake even an hour and a half. Garfunkel, who I swear was some sort of pervy stalker in another life, has an obsession with rolling around in my dirty laundry. When I woke up today to the sight of him emersed in a pile of laundry, tail twitching, with two pairs of dirty underwear clutched in his paws, rubbing them on his head, I almost split a gut. Then, Gracie, the more standoffish of the two, was in her endearing uber-affectionate mood, which quickly turned into her wide-eyed OMG MUST PLAY AND SLASH YOUR ARMS OPEN mood. This, albeit dangerous, is one of the cuter and funnier things on the planet. On the whole, I guess they're worth having around.
Gracie is also the more curious and mischevious of the two. I was super amused the other day to find her perched precariously on the upper reaches of my bookshelf:
But even more amused when I went flipping back through my camera to discover that this was the last picture I'd taken, months earlier:

I need to find something new to take pictures of.
In other news, it's raining and I ate chocolate cake for breakfast. Not a bad Saturday so far.


