Sweet Surrender... in my pants.

I'll post a real post soon, with words and thoughts of my own and everything, but in the meantime, a bit of silliness to hold you over. Shannon introduced me to what may be the best meme ever. It's the traditional Itunes meme with a twist: Put your Ipod on shuffle and list the first 15 song titles that come up... and add "in my pants" to the end of each one. My favorite ones that have come up between the two of us so far have been:

If I Had a Hammer... in my pants.
Hide and Seek... in my pants.
All These Things I've Done... in my pants.
Michael's Ride... in my pants.
Tour of the Kingdom... in my pants.
God That's Good! ...in my pants.
Go Down Easy... in my pants.
Another Day in Paradise... in my pants.
She Don't Use Jelly...in my pants.
I Need a Hero...in my pants.
Dirty Hands... in my pants.
Fireworks... in my pants.

Sometimes I'm a 12 yr old boy. What can I say.

Also, some fruit of the internet:

Best geek-related demotivational posters.

For local interest, this Craigslist ad.

If you didn't catch it on my Twitter, here. Sound required.

Case of the ...Tuesdays?

Just wanted to draw your attention to a new(ish) link on my sidebar. If you're not familiar with Hyperbole and a Half, a) you should be, and b) start with this one.

Hope you guys had a nice fourth, and fifth, if you got it off. My monday-that-was-not-a-monday was very much a monday -- I started the day by waking up with a nightmare, vastly oversleeping after I managed to fall back asleep, giving myself a nasty case of razor-burn under my arm while shaving, being absurdly late to work, then managing to overturn a full bowl of cereal onto my lap and the floor about an hour after I got in, resulting in me spending the rest of the morning trying to get milk out of the office carpet, then driving home to change and telling my managing editor to just credit me with having taken the morning off since I got practically no work done. The second half of the day was a vast improvement, but it had nowhere to go but up.

While I'm thinking of it, a heads-up: All year I've been telling myself hey, I'll work on art school research and my portfolio ...laaaater, as if later in the year the days produce not only more sunlight but more hours to work by, or as if working 40 hours a week will somehow magically take up less time next week, or maybe the week after that. Now, however, it's July, and I'm facing the fact that I somehow really have to fit massive amounts of creativity and explosive artistic growth into my current cramped-with-domestic-details, Dilbertesque lifestyle. It's kick-in-the-ass/panic time, and I may be on here a bit less. I'll try to still update at least once a week, but posts may not be as substantial, and as panic takes hold I may not make it quite that often. But comment-chats with you guys always make my day, and I'll try. Leave me little comments to say hi or something if it's been a while?