Friend:
2:58: SARAH PALIN IS IN THE BUILDING.
3:02: SEVERAL OFFICES DOWN FROM MINE.
3:07: SHE IS GETTING CLOSER. I CAN HEAR HER VOICE.
3:08: I AM HIDING UNDER MY DESK.
Me:
4:27: Update? Have her eyes turned you to stone yet?
Friend:
4:43: She's gone now. They issued a formal request that all employees line the driveway and cheer for her on the way out. I... may not have complied. I suspect I will be yelled at.
A formal request, folks. From an employer to its employees that they show support for a political figure. With possible consequences for failure to comply. Can my friend possibly let this lie? Should s/he not stand up in the streets and fight? The gaping maw of justice must be satiated! Does my friend have grounds for a lawsuit, o my readers???
In case the good company of Evangibooks somehow finds this post, I should point out that my friend would never actually sue over something like this. Even if my readers and I decide it's deserved.
That's the joy of working at a public university. They don't expect us to care about anything.
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